Dreaming of little animals and discovering new ones

1.) I woke up with the lingering thrill of playing with fennec foxes at my grandmother's house. It was a dream, but still very exciting.

2.) A kid threw up at work...BUT he threw up in the toilet! This rarely happens with 5 year olds.

3.) I discovered two new animals today. Both tiny deer.

One that climbs trees and lives in South America. The Pudu.

And the other in Aisa. He has tusks that resemble vampire teeth and is named the Chinese water deer. I am so pleased that they exist.

4.) Being a grown up pays off. I ate cookie dough before dinner.

5.) Television.

I forgot I had a blog.

Monday 2/7/11

1.) I released my butterflies in the science museum's giant atrium.
2.) They also took my starving caterpillar.
3.) I was invited into the butterfly nerd office where I realized my various embarrassing voice mails regarding butterfly "emergencies" were probably respected as butterfly nerds are just as awkward when it comes to social interaction as I am. We are one in the same.
4.) When asked what becomes of the dead butterflies, I was whisked away to a giant freezer and given a gallon size ziplock of dead creatures and told I could get more whenever I liked.
5.) I now have VIP access to the butterfly center and this is truly thrilling.

Tuesday 2/8/11

1.) I remembered that this blog existed and decided to continue to use it.
2.) When it comes to drastically changing my hair color, I still have no regrets.
3.) Left over red velvet cake and free coffee
4.) I'm still stoked on the abundant amount of butterfly corpses in my freezer.
5.) The class and I had a great time rhyming.

Weekend 03/27/09

Friday 03/27/09

1.) I visited a classroom I had wanted to visit for a long time.
2.) I dropped a full coffee and the lid miraculously stayed on spilling little coffee and leaving my floor board stain free...ish.
3.) I got my tax return.
4.) I paid my mortgage in animal crossing.
5.) It's friday.

Saturday 03/28/09

1.) I played Mega Man 2 for the first time. Loved it.
2.) I finished another project for school.
3.) Carolyn had a birthday dinner at which I removed a long, thin, hair with make up on it from an 83 year old woman's eye.
4.) Carolyn's birthday dinner was followed by a delicious almond tart at her apartment. We all laughed hysterically when we heard news that the demanding woman who has been knocking on death's door for the last year currently lay spread out on the walgreens floor after a cardboard box gave way to her weight. I like laughing.
5.) Willard came to visit me.

Sunday 03/29/09

1.) Willard and I ate pizza sandwiches while we watched children learn to skate.
2.) Then we went to a beautiful church and sat in silence.
3.) I walked through a maze.
4.) I finished more assignments.
5.) Masturbation.

Thursday 3/26/9

1.) Pay Day was yesterday...but I remembered it today.
2.) I now only have one parent teacher conference left.
3.) I ate two lunches in hopes of gaining weight, and I succeeded.
4.) I know what compound words are...unlike my co worker.
5.) The two stray cats I feed at work had a somewhat positive interaction.

Wednesday 3/25/09

1.) I was not unbelievably sick today. Unlike yesterday (hence no post)
2.) I saw a tiny baby bunny in the park. It was most exciting.
3.) I taught the children about Gene Kelly AND Judy Garland all in one field trip.
4.) At my bosses 67 year birthday celebration I learned we shared a love for wine and that one episode of South Park where they make fun of Mormons.
5.) I ate a fancy meal for free.

Monday 3/23/09

1.) I answered a lot of questions on Jeopardy.
2.) I thought my tail light was out...but it wasn't!
3.) I got a petco 5 dollar off coupon (thanks to petco pals card)
4.) I got a discount on leg waxing (thanks to good karma)
5.) Girl Scout cookies are always better than I remember them. And I always remember them being delicious.